Irresistible Chocolate Chip Cookies (a.k.a. Emotional Support Cookies) These are the cookies you make when you swear you’re just baking for the kids, but somehow you’re standing in the kitchen at 10:47pm eating one straight off the pan like a raccoon with responsibilities. Yes, there are oats — but they’re ground up so no one can accuse this of being “healthy.” They’re just here to give the cookies that bakery-style chew that makes people say, “Wait… what did you put in these?” while reaching for a third. The lemon juice? You don’t taste it. It just quietly does its job, like moms do. Soft centers. Golden edges. Chocolate chips in…